The Gentleman: A breed long thought dead. Dead he is not. Just hard to find. He is imperfect, but constantly striving for better. He does not walk. He saunters. He does not write. He inscribes. He does not talk. He enlightens.Tumblr (3.0; @sirphisticate)http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b46cd51459db0d3709989508a698c217/tumblr_mm8pmnZ8Yk1qh3rg5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>But…</p>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/53089357484http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/53089357484Sun, 16 Jun 2013 04:15:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91d3b1e05ff195740cff2e823cbd8608/tumblr_mkhn41QXP51r954eao1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mishaswhore.tumblr.com/post/47866786826/asktheoakenshieldbros-goquackyourself">mishaswhore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://asktheoakenshieldbros.tumblr.com/post/47261494463/goquackyourself-fuckyeah-kasumisty">asktheoakenshieldbros</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://goquackyourself.tumblr.com/post/47016296043/fuckyeah-kasumisty">goquackyourself</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fuckyeah-kasumisty.tumblr.com/post/46792919731/can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight">fuckyeah-kasumisty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight.tumblr.com/post/46777465329/a-big-guy-named-tiny-science-science-has">can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://a-big-guy-named-tiny.tumblr.com/post/46766964904/science">a-big-guy-named-tiny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SCIENCE!</p> </blockquote> <p>science has figured out how to open a portal to hell</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/holy-shit">#holy shit</a> <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/imagine-doing-this-in-the-middle-ages">#imagine doing this in the middle ages</a> <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/you-could-rule-a-small-town-through-fear">#you could rule a small town through fear</a></p> </blockquote> <p>It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!</p> </blockquote> <ul><li>sand</li> <li>alcohol or lighter fluid</li> <li>sugar  </li> </ul><ol><li>Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. </li> <li>Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.</li> <li>Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.</li> <li>Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.</li> <li>Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.</li> </ol><p><img alt="" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4466f6e429d2cc07b699da82deb6961b/tumblr_inline_mktplzDPHh1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.</p> </blockquote>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/53089201971http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/53089201971Sun, 16 Jun 2013 04:10:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f4aadd3cf9664066def18a457df6555/tumblr_mo9hvxF2Ix1qguuovo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/52789361957http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/52789361957Wed, 12 Jun 2013 10:09:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2662548f78f55b7b05cc3b3f309a198c/tumblr_mnrwfvuTJU1qifcxeo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b2b47854bae2bbcf50e44427dd5cbbd/tumblr_mnrwfvuTJU1qifcxeo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10f839dd14c6796772a82e69ff21de89/tumblr_mnrwfvuTJU1qifcxeo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49e7153df26b72d67fbfef66e690d644/tumblr_mnrwfvuTJU1qifcxeo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/238c26ee0f0893ca282ae40204eeb63a/tumblr_mnrwfvuTJU1qifcxeo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba85690e96de585c03abf94b70bc7914/tumblr_mnrwfvuTJU1qifcxeo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/53b25a5f93a6d6a77c4c48ae78a6017b/tumblr_mnrwfvuTJU1qifcxeo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/35cb6f4dfb606cb5a13897fa42511d76/tumblr_mnrwfvuTJU1qifcxeo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c339fd02b9fb79898c056144efcbbe2/tumblr_mnrwfvuTJU1qifcxeo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee62857a4826eacdfb2670340dca4265/tumblr_mnrwfvuTJU1qifcxeo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://titezoiseau.tumblr.com/post/52767711298/ulinawi-sikssaapo-p-gingerface1000" class="tumblr_blog">titezoiseau</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ulinawi.tumblr.com/post/52677399206/sikssaapo-p-gingerface1000">ulinawi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sikssaapo-p.tumblr.com/post/52640738735/gingerface1000-ruthlesswoodcarver">sikssaapo-p</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gingerface1000.tumblr.com/post/52640485531/ruthlesswoodcarver-christowitch">gingerface1000</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ruthlesswoodcarver.tumblr.com/post/52640024742/christowitch-gothicbarbiewitch">ruthlesswoodcarver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christowitch.tumblr.com/post/52637876476/gothicbarbiewitch">christowitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gothicbarbiewitch.tumblr.com/post/52636625318/musingsofanawkwardblackgirl-whitegenocide">gothicbarbiewitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://musingsofanawkwardblackgirl.tumblr.com/post/52635872823/whitegenocide-holdmydiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick">musingsofanawkwardblackgirl</a>:</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whitegenocide.tumblr.com/post/52633591559/holdmydiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick-realsmurk-know">whitegenocide</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://holdmydiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.tumblr.com/post/52615365130/realsmurk-know-thy-self-got-damn">holdmydiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realsmurk.tumblr.com/post/51975610133/know-thy-self">realsmurk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Know Thy Self!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Got</p> <p>damn</p> </blockquote> <p>some of this is reaching pretty far and I bet the person that made this only listens to real hip-hop</p> </blockquote> <p>Some of it I am like ok, the others are like “Nigga i’mma need you to calm you ankh.”</p> </blockquote> <p>…really?</p> <p>someone took the time to make this? O_o</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m really confused….this…this was sarcastic…..right? Cause alot of these things were common practice among many cultures…..I just..<br/>Nope</p> </blockquote> <p>I think a thousand brain cells just exploded in my head….<br/>Just no.<br/>To all of these images.</p> </blockquote> <p>I…<br/>I just…<br/>POCAHONTAS!? <br/>I can’t even…</p> </blockquote> <p>Native Americans stole culture from Africa, I did not know.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yep a real life human being, a 12 year old who was kidnapped and died horribly at an age younger than I am now, was totally just ripping off something Egyptian she never hear of. Sounds legit. I’m sure she was just consumed with stealing stuff from Africa as she was sold as a child bride be the men who kidnapped and raped her. Sure.</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogging for the comments</p></blockquote>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/52789346957http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/52789346957Wed, 12 Jun 2013 10:09:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c94b114ef62ed60762c3371ad99cf22/tumblr_mnqy7cnBZa1qdlh1io1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yell0modelchick.tumblr.com/post/52170863616/fat-raccoon-jump-fail">yell0modelchick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>😂😂😂😂</p> </blockquote> <p>Lmao</p>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/52306098241http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/52306098241Thu, 06 Jun 2013 12:13:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b62b2e413bce2a891cc0caee0468b68/tumblr_mkrrq7Ou101r0xiweo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7b2176b759f3cd052f3127a0d353fd5/tumblr_mkrrq7Ou101r0xiweo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28fca52f8dff94386752a34b3b881006/tumblr_mkrrq7Ou101r0xiweo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/79ba62f32c9e5fb72cf0d7e52332067a/tumblr_mkrrq7Ou101r0xiweo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3655e2e84630f05af5a9141ffe10537e/tumblr_mkrrq7Ou101r0xiweo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fca91b5e1c3c8c7a6578319b8203aba2/tumblr_mkrrq7Ou101r0xiweo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7976812bb3d690dc0e1e4fa0a1941fbb/tumblr_mkrrq7Ou101r0xiweo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23c051dbbc063d6c59afb7bb5755bb94/tumblr_mkrrq7Ou101r0xiweo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f3449ef3bd0915526d6268d75a89cc9/tumblr_mkrrq7Ou101r0xiweo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7446c4058790e018894c7453c203194/tumblr_mkrrq7Ou101r0xiweo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://tattooedheartbreaker.tumblr.com/post/51620692817/mishasminions-trust-me-imma-doctor" class="tumblr_blog">tattooedheartbreaker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mishasminions.tumblr.com/post/51413675793">mishasminions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trust-me-imma-doctor.tumblr.com/post/51361413494/glitterbites-collecting-these-because-no-one">trust-me-imma-doctor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glitterbites.tumblr.com/post/47176188560/collecting-these-because-no-one-understands-their">glitterbites</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school. Ps please don’t change the source!</p> </blockquote> <p>The Jesus one tho</p> </blockquote> <p>GPOY</p> </blockquote> <p>lmao</p></blockquote>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798388385http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798388385Fri, 31 May 2013 08:03:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d05d5d6541c80257496fa88a013240a/tumblr_mhw14jezfq1r5m33yo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://richgirlz.tumblr.com/post/50832168254/eastnewyork-sapphrikah-momworries">richgirlz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eastnewyork.tumblr.com/post/50793725788/sapphrikah-momworries-sincerelybreezy">eastnewyork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sapphrikah.tumblr.com/post/50770309362">sapphrikah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://momworries.tumblr.com/post/50601973522/sincerelybreezy-nappyminds-you-know">momworries</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sincerelybreezy.tumblr.com/post/50126083277/nappyminds-you-know-shits-bouta-get-forreal">sincerelybreezy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nappyminds.tumblr.com/post/50122961761/you-know-shits-bouta-get-forreal-when-someone">nappyminds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>you know shits bouta get forreal when someone claps before they start dancing lol</p> </blockquote> <p>LOLLLLL NOOOOOOO.</p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t stop lauging cause it’s TRUE</p> </blockquote> <p>im gonna learn how to do this</p> </blockquote> <p>LMFAO RIGHT THOUGH?!</p> </blockquote> <p>yaaassssssssss</p> </blockquote> <p>LMAOOO im done (via first comment)</p> </blockquote>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798375203http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798375203Fri, 31 May 2013 08:03:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6cf6bd73ea4b34823877dd57e2a79713/tumblr_ml8lgliJZO1rilwqdo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cdd2e9189bf9881dc5962f6722cd8f10/tumblr_ml8lgliJZO1rilwqdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f457e72e7ed40d004bfa6e13ee4db2ff/tumblr_ml8lgliJZO1rilwqdo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c092d500e10d0fe5e89f2c7e7edc9484/tumblr_ml8lgliJZO1rilwqdo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32c3cbefc24915a8d749dfd20c2aae0c/tumblr_ml8lgliJZO1rilwqdo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jadedcoconut.tumblr.com/post/50090661496/gotta-bring-this-back">jadedcoconut</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Gotta bring this back…<br/><img alt="White people" src="http://i.imgur.com/Q63og9v.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798336329http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798336329Fri, 31 May 2013 08:02:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b53dec8d1299de76b49bea851f914170/tumblr_mjway6L5L91rast55o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d23501e42d232de01a68102502e5edac/tumblr_mjway6L5L91rast55o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31cc7b1b2b0a384534f69cd3b3f5fd1c/tumblr_mjway6L5L91rast55o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1eead77f729ee28ca1cdcfd563eaef2e/tumblr_mjway6L5L91rast55o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4a0ea46e4193c372cacb53d33ec9317/tumblr_mjway6L5L91rast55o5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f65e1d1622fc90f12d0e1d44a90a1aa2/tumblr_mjway6L5L91rast55o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://senseret.tumblr.com/post/49639385078">senseret</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fucking CRYING</p> </blockquote>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798320944http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798320944Fri, 31 May 2013 08:01:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/398620eba4d98bafcf5fc153354d3b9c/tumblr_mkrtco3h8t1rjge7qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798263352http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798263352Fri, 31 May 2013 08:00:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls47lcXRJX1qf38bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798259334http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798259334Fri, 31 May 2013 08:00:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvwxg2yZCm1qmloi9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/51644260026/lol-here" class="tumblr_blog">lolsofunny</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(<a href="http://lolsofunny.tumblr.com/">lol here!</a>)</p></blockquote>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798239053http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798239053Fri, 31 May 2013 07:59:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd30fb40f081a82ac4d8bc4617e851e0/tumblr_mm07soOVXK1s7lblho1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71937583f8e02de066209b7134d20034/tumblr_mm07soOVXK1s7lblho2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/083877626d95bc3af098045255d198bc/tumblr_mm07soOVXK1s7lblho3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798196532http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798196532Fri, 31 May 2013 07:58:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31de6e3a77d4d0429680c4a4f7092a19/tumblr_mnlq0n1HeN1ru70yuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://victoriaisbored.tumblr.com/post/51714827836/proctalgia-verticurl-to-the-person-who-said">victoriaisbored</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proctalgia.tumblr.com/post/51712153756">proctalgia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://verticurl.tumblr.com/post/51710849826/to-the-person-who-said-they-wanted-to-reblog-this">verticurl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>To the person who said they wanted to reblog this</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my fucking goD</p> </blockquote> <p>heheheheehehehehee</p> </blockquote>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798185003http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798185003Fri, 31 May 2013 07:58:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3t0vljrv61r2il6eo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thehipsterlifestyle.tumblr.com/post/35321772598/rockpapertheodore-christina-mcdonald-will">thehipsterlifestyle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rockpapertheodore.tumblr.com/post/34234290331/christina-mcdonald-will-reblog-every-every">rockpapertheodore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christina-mcdonald.tumblr.com/post/22966228641/will-reblog-every-every-time">christina-mcdonald</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Will reblog every, EVERY time.</p> </blockquote> <p>what a helpful young person</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve seen this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!</p> </blockquote>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798144417http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/51798144417Fri, 31 May 2013 07:57:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/45b161a02cba868ddcd508cfeda6f02c/tumblr_mmm82va2f71rk5zfdo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bvsedjesus.tumblr.com/post/50178681737" class="tumblr_blog">bvsedjesus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ima heat fan but nigga this shit had me rollin</p></blockquote>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/50316358084http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/50316358084Sun, 12 May 2013 23:21:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a56a0f03d86efd1229aa8ea9b4a483f/tumblr_ml7i5mFKdS1qj219po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chicken Tikka Masala</p>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/47882262190http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/47882262190Sat, 13 Apr 2013 14:32:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/53d9e158765010d04fba698dab572c0e/tumblr_mkzw82mMpM1qj219po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The #FriendZone could get you killed…just saying lol #repost</p>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/47544259252http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/47544259252Tue, 09 Apr 2013 11:55:13 -0400friendzonerepost<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4817b097e84e3c20f245f11d120c152b/tumblr_mksvs2GcPZ1qj219po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>😁😁</p>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/47217056331http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/47217056331Fri, 05 Apr 2013 17:02:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d5f1d8d3473ce1be4d7447dfdfb8fa6/tumblr_mkssq2J7jr1qj219po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love Star Wars lol</p>http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/47212056856http://sirphisticate.tumblr.com/post/47212056856Fri, 05 Apr 2013 15:56:25 -0400